Nope

*failure piano*

Why do site models always look like the same fucking scene chick copy-pasted 500 times and then regurgitated by Sherwin-Williams?

Seriously, for those who always blabber on about individuality, it’s ironic that almost all of them are just sheep, same as the next.

And speaking of hypocrisy, why do they always call others “fake” when they’re about as real as a Barbie doll? Their hair is colored several different vibrant colors, covered in a small fortune’s worth of hair products, and then gathered in a heap and flopped to the side. And if that wasn’t bad enough, they then coat their face in enough make-up to fill a circus clown’s drug cabinet.

Ugh.

This is my kitten Sasha. Ain’t she adorable?

Nerdgasm

Another Crysis 2 DX11 screenshot.

Surprisingly, the game runs smoother at highest settings with DirectX 11 than high settings with DirectX 9.

So the fabled DirectX 11 patch for Crysis 2 came out today, and it’s pretty spectacular. A new “Ultra” graphics setting is added with it. Every texture is higher-res, every minute detail pops out. Map editor and modding suite comes out on Wednesday as well. Finally, the Crytek we know and love is back, and Crysis 2 is now the PC trial-by-fire it was intended to be.

I now realize how much I need a new processor and new/additional graphics cards :(

To-Love-Ru, more like WHOAAAA SOMETHING THAT WASN’T MY FAULT SUDDENLY FORCING ME INTO BEING IN A VERY SUGGESTIVE POSITION WITH SOME UPTIGHT BITCH LOOKING UPON ME IN DISGUST

And as of the 2010 onward chapters, OBLIGATORY TITS SHOT EVERY SIX PAGES WHOAAAAA